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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How will the newly imposed trade tariffs affect the global economy?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Still no good
—
Still no good.
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds